<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-391291986483580574</id><updated>2011-04-21T13:11:49.443-07:00</updated><title type='text'>drunk types</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://drunktypes.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/391291986483580574/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://drunktypes.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>cptmorgan70</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11346156021360623096</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-391291986483580574.post-5408889733818125408</id><published>2007-12-15T20:40:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-12-15T21:29:03.179-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Initial bitch</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pgMesL5x0hY/R2S3dsTLVFI/AAAAAAAAAAM/8NE45vKo33s/s1600-h/DoucheBag.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pgMesL5x0hY/R2S3dsTLVFI/AAAAAAAAAAM/8NE45vKo33s/s320/DoucheBag.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5144438395099632722" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is my first attempt at a public bitching, so here it goes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thank whatever diety is in control of the universe that popped collars finally went back OUT of style.   There is a fucking reason people stopped doing this in the 80's, it looks retarded.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For those of you who do not know what a "popped collar" is or have never stepped foot in Georgetown; it is when an individual of unparalled douche-baggery decides that his Polo shirt would look better with the collar sticking straight up instead of laying down normally.  This was a fashion in the 80's for some reason, but soon vanished because people soon realized it looked ridiculous.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Granted, this style was initially reserved for the elitest momma's boys of G-town, but for some reason the common folk started to "pop" the collars. What the fuck guys!  Do you really think women find this attractive?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Granted, I am biased, I have been working in a bar in the Georgetown vicinity for MANY years.  Yet, I still feel this terrible need to call these fuckers out on how stupid they look whenever I see them.  Some get "tudes" when I mock them, but most just carry on their way because their father's lawyer is nowhere near them on a Friday or Saturday night.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here is a Soco-lime, on me, you fucktards!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/391291986483580574-5408889733818125408?l=drunktypes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://drunktypes.blogspot.com/feeds/5408889733818125408/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=391291986483580574&amp;postID=5408889733818125408' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/391291986483580574/posts/default/5408889733818125408'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/391291986483580574/posts/default/5408889733818125408'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://drunktypes.blogspot.com/2007/12/initial-bitch.html' title='Initial bitch'/><author><name>cptmorgan70</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11346156021360623096</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pgMesL5x0hY/R2S3dsTLVFI/AAAAAAAAAAM/8NE45vKo33s/s72-c/DoucheBag.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry></feed>
